Human beings are a special bunch. Imposable thumbs, cognitive thinking, the use of toilets, these are but a fraction of our unique traits. But what really stands out, what really makes us different, are our actions. Humans have the most unique behavior of all creatures that roam the Earth. And as a salute to my fellow kin I would like to name some of the greatest actions/behaviors we humans are prone to doing.

1. Yelling, cursing, or fuming at an inanimate object – This one is brilliant. It really displays our abilities to distinguish and discern.
   
2. Punching, kicking or throwing inanimate objects – This one's even better as there is no way to tell your service provider that they are failing at their jobs like breaking your $400 cellphone.
   
3. Screaming "Calm down!" to someone who is irate – People really don't "get it", do they? This way you lead by example.
   
4. Creating peace by declaring war – The world is full anger, hate and violence and there's only one way to eliminate it: kill the enemy, his allies and his sympathizers. Doing this will certainly bring heaven on Earth.
   
5. Telling someone their belief is wrong and yours is right – Let's face the facts, God wants everyone to get into heaven, that's why he put one book in the hands of a select few in a very small section of the world.
   

To be continued…